The English game of dwile flonking (also dwyle flunking) involves two teams of twelve players, each taking a turn to dance around the other while attempting to avoid a beer-soaked dwile (cloth) thrown by the non-dancing team.
“Dwile” is a knitted floor cloth, from the Dutch dweil, meaning “mop”, and “flonk” is probably a corruption of flong, an old past tense of fling.
Dwile flonking featured as a key element in legal hearings, when assessing an application for a licence extension to cater for the dinner dance of the Waveney Valley Dwile Flonking Association. The Waveney Valley Dwile Flonking Association went on to make their television debut on The Eamonn Andrews television programme in 1967.
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Dwile Flonkers’ Trophy
Engraved: Blythe Valley Dwile Flonkers 1968-69-70 (HAHDM:2012.17)
Engraved: Waveney Valley Dwile Flonkers
Adnams Southwold Brewey
A pewter trophy in the style of a chamber pot. This was awarded to the winners of the ‘ancient’ Suffolk game of dwile flonking.
The pot is slightly damaged because it was used in the game when a flonker, who has swadged, consumes the ale in the pot. This is because he has failed hit any of the men standing in a circle with the dwile ˗ an ale soaked dishcloth.
The winner between 1968 and 1970 was the local team known as the Blyth Valley Dwile Flonker, who were then allowed to retain this trophy and donated it to the Museum in 2012.
A film clip of Dwile Flonking (1967): https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UBamCWdx6gI
The winning team
Buzz Took (July 2017); “This photo was taken in the Social Club after we won the World Championship for the third time. After that we retired, never to flonk again.”
Back row, left to right:
Charlie Gooch; Alan Hall; ? a Town Counciller; Digger Warne; Norman Deure; Paul Maulden
John Barkam; Buzzy Took; LennyUlph; Keith (Kibler) Smith
A picture from the Robbie Page collection (RP 4-114-1-C).