Dwile Flonking in Halesworth

The English game of dwile flonking (also dwyle flunking) involves two teams of twelve players, each taking a turn to dance around the other while attempting to avoid a beer-soaked dwile (cloth) thrown by the non-dancing team.

“Dwile” is a knitted floor cloth, from the Dutch dweil, meaning “mop”, and “flonk” is probably a corruption of flong, an old past tense of fling.

Dwile flonking featured as a key element in legal hearings, when assessing an application for a licence extension to cater for the dinner dance of the Waveney Valley Dwile Flonking Association. The Waveney Valley Dwile Flonking Association went on to make their television debut on The Eamonn Andrews television programme in 1967.

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Suffolk Museum’s Object of the Year

This year our object is the Dwile Flonkers’ Trophy

It is important for the Museum to get as many votes as possible, other Museum have more staff and volunteers than us and more visitors as they are in tourist locations and big towns. We are not the largest Museum in Suffolk, probably one of the smallest. We need your help.

To vote: go to http://suffolkmuseums.org/museums/news/object-of-the-year/, keep on scrolling down the screen until you come to the voting section, having voted (for us I hope 😀) go to the bottom and press the vote button.

The vote will remain open for at least another 10 days (it will close about 20th September, so please vote as soon as you can…if all our friend vote we will have 100 or more votes that would be great!!!!

Vote now and put Halesworth on the map, and if you have any more information about Dwile Flonking do let us know.

PS: do pass this message on to others who want to support our museum. Thanks again. B

Dwile Flonkers’ Trophy

Dwile Flonkers’ Trophy

Engraved: Blythe Valley Dwile Flonkers 1968-69-70 (HAHDM:2012.17)

Engraved: Waveney Valley Dwile Flonkers
Presented by
Adnams Southwold Brewey

A pewter trophy in the style of a chamber pot. This was awarded to the winners of the ‘ancient’ Suffolk game of dwile flonking.

The pot is slightly damaged because it was used in the game when a flonker, who has swadged, consumes the ale in the pot. This is because he has failed hit any of the men standing in a circle with the dwile ˗ an ale soaked dishcloth.

The winner between 1968 and 1970 was the local team known as the Blyth Valley Dwile Flonker, who were then allowed to retain this trophy and donated it to the Museum in 2012.

A film clip of Dwile Flonking (1967): https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UBamCWdx6gI

The winning team

Buzz Took (July 2017); “This photo was taken in the Social Club after we won the World Championship for the third time. After that we retired, never to flonk again.”

Back row, left to right:
Charlie Gooch; Alan Hall; ? a Town Counciller; Digger Warne; Norman Deure; Paul Maulden

Front Rpw:
John Barkam; Buzzy Took; LennyUlph; Keith (Kibler) Smith

A picture from the Robbie Page collection (RP 4-114-1-C).

The Rules



The Bocking Hop Harvester

Made by the Dwile Flonkers for the Mexico Olympics 1968 (refused entry).
L to R Keith ”Digger” Warnes, Paul ”Hockey” Maulden, Alan ”Knocker ”Hall (HAHDM:P784)

Eastern Daily Press, December 1998.

Dwile Flonking From Harleston – 1967 Harleston, Norfolk

Link to a film showing the Halesworth team in action: Click Here